InTalksicated Team

Sarah

Sarah

Host/Producer/Forever Alone

Sarah grew up as a small town girl living in a lonely world, until she formed a tight group of friends working at a local record store. After trying to lose her virginity to popstar Rex Manning (and failing) she ended up falling in love with her best friend after making out on a rooftop. Unfortunately, many years later on October 14th, he disappeared into thin air along with 2% of the world’s population. As she tried to come to terms with this massive loss, she decided to take a trip to Austrailia. On the way there, her plane crashed on a mysterious island. When she was rescued and returned to civilization as a survivor of Oceanic Airlines flight 815, randomly with a baby that wasn’t REALLY hers, she ended up opening her own record store called Championship Vinyl. In rethinking her entire life she started to revisit past relationships and soon learned the truth about her own past. Turns out, she was sculpted from clay and has superpowers from the greek gods. She now lives out her days sometimes climbing snowbanks awaiting her true mission as the Godkiller.

Corey

Corey

Host/Producer/Human Like Button

Corey was born a prince and presented to all to see on the top of Pride Rock in the the Pride Lands, his father explains to him the responsibilities of kingship and the "circle of life" which connects all living things. Unfortunately at a young age Corey’s parents were killed in the aptly named “Crime ally” as they left a theater, this lead to Corey travelling the world and mastering all the martial arts so he could fight crime at night. Corey eventual got a job as a janitor at a University, and to help pass the time he would solve really hard math equations posted on the wall where he cleaned. A lot of people think he came up with “Project Mayhem” but that was someone that remarkably looks like him. He was put on a special police task force where Corey had to wear Nicolas Cage’s face to infiltrate a crime ring only to have Nic Cage to take his face, it was a whole thing. after getting his face back he met a man who showed him that his reality was not real and that he was hooked up to a machine that trapped his mind in a program called the “Matrix” once free he brought peace to man and machine but sacrificed his life doing so, his last words were “Rosebud”……….he also is a compulsive liar.

Evan

Evan

Co-host/Automatic Fact Checker

He's just Evan. He is probably smarter than you.